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THIS IS WHY THE SOUTH RULES!!!!!

I even added music to my little slide show!!! Pretty sweet huh!!! AHHHHHHH Good ol' Johnny Mathis! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO reminds me of Bob & Mary Cawley's house back in the day!

 I sure hope I don't get sued for copyright infringements. Johnny, Columbia Records or the RIAA. SWEET MOTHER OF BABY JESUS have mercy on me....

Just throw on my CARHARTT full body suit

and go for a walk and take pictures. It's great! You see, local and state governments will NEVER be prepared for this down here because it happens so rarely. They only include the minimal salt and snow removal in their annual budgets, but if they all need to go on a retreat to Palm Springs WELL they write that in! PORK!!!! YA GOTTA LOVE IT! Anyways, It's cheaper just to close everything because it will all be gone in a day or two...... But this dang 'SNOW STORM 2011' is really cramping my style man! As I type this, it's 31 degrees!!!! So all the snow a has a nice layer of ice on it! SON OF A!!! I just spent the last two hours making paths to get to my truck and car and preparing to go back to work in the next few days.

And in other news, remember this "Well they are clearing the land back there for some houses and the old guy that was clearing it stopped by and had a chat with me... He said that there is a reason that he has a no trespassing sign up. I think I got the point and immediately halted all operations on the
expressway."? Well this happened and I am hoping this wasn't the same guy that STERNLY told me to halt on further construction on the 'McBride expressway'
Also, I was freakin' TAGGED while slowing down for a red light....... Everyone is all right BUT I'm 'fired up' because I have to rearrange things! I HATE when my routine is jacked up!

Well the 'insurance adjuster' came out and checked it all out and called it a TOTAL, I guess the kicker was it having over 157k on it! HA!!!! No biggy, I'll just put the check they will give me in the 'new car' fund I have and keep on driving this baby until I have enough to buy a new Civic. I KNOW this will cause a lot of people out there reading this to think I am a FULL BLOWN RED NECK, too late huh?, but I just bought a couple new bulbs for my brake light and turn signal to work, a roll of red tail light tape.
AND WAA-LAA!! I'm good to go!! Sure I can't open the trunk and the back is ALL COSMETICALLY 'MESS UP' but it still gets me to point 'A' back to point 'B' and back to point 'A' with no problem!

My nephew Jack was very upset by this, He does NOT like things to be out of place. He was saying 'OH NO UNCLE ANDY, Your car needs to be fixed!"

ALSO! Mese was ABSOLUTELY horrified that I was using this to treat my shoes that she picked out for me, so LOOKY what I got from her for Christmas???

Marking the 5th anniversary of living in 'L' town at casa de McBride, I will mention MONUMENTAL moments from the past 5 FREAKING years until 9-2011: This month marks the first time I ABSOLUTELY DID NOTHING TO THE HOUSE AND FREAKIN' HIBERNATED (as I did last month) for the winter.
Talk to ya later and remember, No matter WHO ya are, chances are pretty good that your poopy smells just like all the rest of ours!

GREAT CAESAR'S GHOST!!!! This dang hand WON'T freakin' heal!!!! I SOOOOOOO HATE GETTIN' OLD!!! It's hampering my style man! I can do simple things like type and stuff BUT if I try to extend my arm in a certain way, IT'S PAIN!! Not just any old pain but the kind that makes ya stop what you are doing, grab your hand, try to breath again, grimace and TRY not to curse! I grabbed some broken up concrete and made my dams in my front ditch bigger.

While doing this I RE-aggravated my hand BUT it was worth it because it was free!!!!! I LUUUUUUUUUV that price!!!!! I'm suspecting that someone just dumped them there because you HAVE to pay the county landfill to dump them. So being that we kinda live out in the middle of NO WHERE, they just dumped it. I have NOOOOOOOO problem with this because I can take most of it and make use of it. KRIPES! Plant some ivy and it will cover it in no time and no one will know if it's rocks I paid for or some broken up concrete I got for free!!! WIN/ WIN BABY!!!!!
As for Christmas Santa (Mom and Dad) got me a SWEET old rotary phone for my kitchen, I won't delve too much in the details but IT'S FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!!

Oh and in case you where wondering if you can you still use a rotary phone? I SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GAVE YOU A LINK!!!!!! Just call me Bill Gates!!!!! This is not on the scale of an SMU booster BUT I got a picture of Kidd Brewer Stadium where my alma mater ASU (Appalachian State University) plays football.

I also got a few gift cards to one of the GREATEST STORE IN THE HISTORY OF Capitalism!!! BIG LOTS!!!!!! Not only do I have enough to buy my cleaning supplies for a freakin' year, I bought some new handles for my dresser and the spare bathroom.

  
 I gotta make this quick so pardon the RUSH, GREAT BAND! I'm down here in a Lake Placid, FL for my cousin's little girl's Baptism

and I'm in the Retirement Community Club House (It's the only place that has the World Wide Web) finishing this up and my time is very limited because a bunch of old ladies are not happy because I'm interrupting their exercise and 'Community organization' meeting.........

1. Took a train down to FL. and it wasn't that bad..... As a single guy, I think I will take it again.  
2. Relaxed at Heaven's waiting room, I MEAN, a retirement community where my aunt and uncle live for 6 months out of the year.

Marking the 5th anniversary of living in 'L' town at casa de McBride, I will mention MONUMENTAL moments from the past 5 FREAKING years until 9-2011: This month marks the first time I ABSOLUTELY DID NOTHING TO THE HOUSE AND FREAKIN' HIBERNATED for the winter.
Talk to ya later and remember, IMAGE IS EVERYTHING!