The 1st annual 'Mystery Beer' night....

 Welcome to 'MYSTERY BEER' NIGHT'!!!! Take your 4 Advil and glass of water before you go to bed because the hangover is going to be hell!!!!  I sooooooooooooooooo stole this idea from the Klondike Cafe in Boone, NC when I went to college up there in the 90's. YES I went to college! CRAZY HUH?!?!?!?!?! AHHHHHH sitting outside on a spring day and drinking beer! GOOD STUFF!!! So, there was a barrel full of ice cold beer and for a dollar, you reached inside of it and pulled out a beer. Now it was a crappy beer....


...but it was only a dollar and you weren't too picky, because you were a broke college student for Christ sake!
 Fast forward to 2014 and I am pondering this while taking my TOUR of OH, PA, NY. I broke it up into two trips this year. On the 2nd trip I got some SWEET beers for Boike and others to drink so we can 'enjoy' the beers while pondering important issues like:
Me- "Do you think there were so many dirt roads in Hazzard county because Boss Hog was embezzling the funds the federal government was giving the county to pave the roads?"
Boike- "Yes I do think he was BUT he wasn't keeping all the funds to himself, he had to buy new cop cars because those two dipsticks, Roscoe and Ennis, were tearing them up all the time."

 So with just a few of the 'finest' beers available AND with an international flavor,


(TAKE OFF, EHHHHHHH????????) Boike, our old friend Todd, his pupper Wyatt and I sat on 'DA ODE' and I had a cooler full of beer and ice, you stuck your hand in it and whatever beer you pulled out, ya had to drink it. Here were your choices...


It was JUST like college because we stayed up until 3:30 AM!!! GOOD LORD!!! FYI- I sooooooooooooooo was lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did for most of the next day....

 In other exciting news, I got the '$#itter' pumped out.


Now it's time to answer a spammer' question:
"My partner and I absolutely love your blog and find the majority of your post's to be exactly I'm looking for. can you offer guest writers to write content available for you? I wouldn't mind creating a post or elaborating on many of the subjects you write regarding here. Again, awesome blog!"
ANSWER-  I have had a couple 'guest' writers throughout the years primarily Boike WHO I KNOW! You and other spammers on the other hand, NO! Wait a minute, let me clarify that a little bit more, HELL NO and your English is HORRIBLE!!!! 
Oh and don't forget your MOMENT OF ZEN!!! HA!!!! That silly ice challenge gone WRONG and I hope the helmet he wore 'cushioned' some of the impact!!!

AND FINALLY!


Comments

Anonymous said…
Brian Wilson allusions and those to forgettable bands that allude to him are TOTALLY AWESOME! You rock Mick, I've always said so, and I will continue to fight all those f'ers who say different. Blake

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