BLEED THE FREAK!
HA!!!! No there is NO bleeding of any freaks! It's an old Alice In Chains song and it's playing right now as I type this.. Gee I don't have A.D.D............. Well let's talk about you, I hope all is well in your neck of the woods. OK! Enough about YOU, It's now time to talk about me and being this is MY BLOG then I think it's only fair!!!!! HOLLA!
So as many of you know, KRIPES, let my rephrase that, 'ALL OF YOU' know, I live out in the country which I love because I can burn stuff without someone calling the dang HOA and it's soooooooooooo freakin' quiet at night, except for the occasional Bailey, I'm dog sitting for Steph while she is in rehab concurring her addiction to LUVVVVVVVVV, farts, which smell like CREEPING DEATH, and a good old POSSUM Vs. CAT fight on the front porch, it's very peaceful. So I notice the slightest noise and the other night I heard some ruffling going on up in the attic. The next day I went up there and laid a couple traps and some YUMMY IN YOUR TUMMY peanut butter!!!! WHO DOESN'T LOVE THAT STUFF?!? You show me someone that doesn't like the stuff and I will show you a nasty, dirty red COMMIE! That night, I was awaken by a WHACK noise!!!! WOO HOO!!!!!! I'm not going to show you what I found sooooo I will simply say that if your keeping score at home, ANDY 1 Mouse 0!!!!!!!
Sorry this post is sooooooooooo short BUT I sustained a hand injury while trying to stop a dog sniffing 'We have not seen you around here/ this is our territory/ we think we like you but we still are not sure so we are going to growl and bark at you' ORGY. DON'T WORRY STEPH! Your baby is just fine but I fell and banged up my hand pretty good. SOOOOOOOO I can't finish my little project in the back yard. It will be ready by the next blog entry I PROMISE. Before I go I want to give you another reason why April is one of the best months of the year! It's my birthday month! GIDDY UP! Dark chocolate, stock option in Google, mail order brides and PBR are greatly appreciated.
And in case you're wondering, the possum WHOOPED UP on that cat! Those things are some mean little suckas!
So as many of you know, KRIPES, let my rephrase that, 'ALL OF YOU' know, I live out in the country which I love because I can burn stuff without someone calling the dang HOA and it's soooooooooooo freakin' quiet at night, except for the occasional Bailey, I'm dog sitting for Steph while she is in rehab concurring her addiction to LUVVVVVVVVV, farts, which smell like CREEPING DEATH, and a good old POSSUM Vs. CAT fight on the front porch, it's very peaceful. So I notice the slightest noise and the other night I heard some ruffling going on up in the attic. The next day I went up there and laid a couple traps and some YUMMY IN YOUR TUMMY peanut butter!!!! WHO DOESN'T LOVE THAT STUFF?!? You show me someone that doesn't like the stuff and I will show you a nasty, dirty red COMMIE! That night, I was awaken by a WHACK noise!!!! WOO HOO!!!!!! I'm not going to show you what I found sooooo I will simply say that if your keeping score at home, ANDY 1 Mouse 0!!!!!!!
Sorry this post is sooooooooooo short BUT I sustained a hand injury while trying to stop a dog sniffing 'We have not seen you around here/ this is our territory/ we think we like you but we still are not sure so we are going to growl and bark at you' ORGY. DON'T WORRY STEPH! Your baby is just fine but I fell and banged up my hand pretty good. SOOOOOOOO I can't finish my little project in the back yard. It will be ready by the next blog entry I PROMISE. Before I go I want to give you another reason why April is one of the best months of the year! It's my birthday month! GIDDY UP! Dark chocolate, stock option in Google, mail order brides and PBR are greatly appreciated.
And in case you're wondering, the possum WHOOPED UP on that cat! Those things are some mean little suckas!
